Topic: School should die painfully-- This is not a poll (Read 208 times)

Mooltie · « **on:** February 03, 2011, 04:30:36 AM »

warning: things such as "vulgarness" and "profanity" are excessively abused in the post below.

The title says it all. This is a flame/hate/vent topic for frustrating school projects of doom. I personally have had many this year, and I would like to tell allll my shitty ass bullshit projects how much i hated doing them.

My rage on previous work has subsided, but there is one ever present until march project that, if i had any, would make me want to rip my balls off.

At the top of my holocaust-on-schoolwork priority list, there is the "PERSONAL PROJECT", PP for shorts.
I decided I was going to do a COMPOSTING TOILET for that project, since i had the choice of aaaaanything i wanted, as long as it was useful.
Now, I love my fucking toilet so much i'd sleep with it even if it is basically a bucket full of shit. Then what's the problem you ask? DOCUMENTATION

edit: Spoiler contains my personal project gibberish you might not want to read, but which made me feel quite good about the whole thing.

(click to show/hide)

Now... there's more :), but i'll leave that for when i'll be frustrated at them. I ran out of juice with Criteria A

So basically, just post here if you feel like hating school ^^. It surprisingly helps alot, and most of the time helps me concentrate on the extremely procrastinated work i'm currently doing :D (it just so happens to be criteria A - which i was supposed to do in november, HAHAHAHA)

PS: all you uni students dont discredit my pain D:

AngelEngine · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:04:43 AM »

So, i had a 10-15 page paper due in 6 hours, for my east asian religion 3rd year class. We had to visit a random religious temple and write a paper in the experience, hopefully have an interview, etc.

Being the lazy ass that i was, i wipped out my computer, went on google to search a random buddhist temple nearby, and wrote my paper. It was in font 12, single spaced, and was a total of 11 pages of utter bullshit long.

Now, i had to write atleast 10 pages of this, and it took like all of my brainpower just to draw this shit out for over 10 pages. I go to my class to drop off the paper, when i notice that EVERYONE else has written their paper with like Font 16, and double spaced. Im thinking "DAMNIT This wouldve saved me like 2 hours".

4 weeks later, i get my paper back. Now, this paper is worth like 30% of my course mark, and being the lazy bastard that i am, I barely study for my tests, so i need to get a decent mark on this paper or i fail. Sadly, i get a perfect, and part of me suspects that my paper might have been too painful on the eyes to read through. My friend on the other hand, wrote it double spaced, and he got like 80%.

Chiriko · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:42:03 AM »

LOL AE

xChoukox · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2011, 12:06:17 PM »

I have never had to go through anything like that...the worst I ever had to deal with was finals and that was easy street cause the let you use the damn notes from like the dawn of fucking time....not that I actually took any.

no wait the worst thing I ever had to do was memorize like 100 birds for my biology class. Originally it was 50 but for extra credit, and since I was failing, I memorized them all.

it was terrible cause everyday for a month I would wake up naming the birds that were making sounds

EarthSnakeX · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2011, 06:18:22 AM »

One time I was totally unprepared for a quiz about this chapter in a piece of literature for class.
I asked my best friend who was sitting next to me what the dumb chapter was about.
He says "It's about this girl her name was Sisa and she's a mom who went crazy cause she couldn't find her kids."
I thought it was no help at all, WRONG
The quiz was two essays one to explain what happened in the chapter and to characterize the character.
Second question was to relate into modern times.
I bullshited the entire essay based on that one sentence expanding it into a 5 sentence paragraph for the first question and a 2 paragraph answer for the second.

I was the only one who got a perfect score that quiz.

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