3 businessmen are boasting about their country.

The japanese man goes first, and says "Our country is so great, we took a mans lungs out, put new ones in, and had him looking for work in less than 4 weeks!"

The German man goes next, and says "Thats nothing. Our country is so advanced, we took a heart out of a man, put a new one back in, and had him looking for work in less than 3 weeks!"

The American goes next, and says "Both your countries pale to mine! In my country, we had a texan taken out of texas, placed him in the whitehouse, and now half the countries looking for work!"