some Dumb Blond jokes
A red head, brunette, and a blond were hiding out in a warehouse evading the police. Each of them hid under boxes. The police entered the warehouse, and started to kick the first box to see if anything was inside. The redhead replied, "Meow", and the police were satisfied that it was just a cat. They kicked the second box, and the brunette said "Woof woof!", and the police were satisfied that it was just a dog. They kicked the last box, and the blonde replied, "PoTAtoes..."
Two blondes are just coming back from a shopping spree, when one of them remembers that she forgot the keys in the car ignition. They both pace around the car, thinking about what they should do. A couple hours later, one blond says to the other, "Quick, think of something! Theres a storm approaching, and i left the hood of the car open!"
A blond was driving erratically on the road, and was stopped by a police officer. The officer asked her why she was swirving around, and the blond says, "Officer, a tree keeps blocking my path, no matter where i turn!" To which the officer replies, "Maam, thats your air freshener."
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead, went on a camping trip. The brunette brought a portable stove and some food, so that when they got hungry, they could eat. The redhead brought a tent, so that they could sleep in it. The blond brought a car door, so that when the temperature rose, she could roll down the window to stay cool.
How do you occupy a Blond for a couple hours?
Bring her to a circular room, and tell her that you hid $500 in one of the corners
How do you drown a Blond?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
How do you make a blond laugh on friday?
Tell her a joke on monday
