Well, to brighten people's days:
Kidnapping is a serious business. I once witnessed a kidnapping. But then the kid WOKE UP.
A magician was driving down a road. Then, he turned into a driveway.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other, "Funny, I smell carrots too."
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
A blond walked into a bar
OUCH!!!
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey, could I get a beer please?"
The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says "No, we don't serve food here."
Haha alrighty people, try your luck! (^_^)
Make us laugh! Or make us cry in shame, lol whatever works!
