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Offline EarthSnakeX

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God has a twisted sense of humor
« on: February 17, 2011, 04:37:39 AM »
Me and some friends were on a road trip way outside of the city. This girl who was sitting next to me was praying out loud.

"Dear God I really would like a job any job. Just please give me a sign."

She then opens her eyes then right on cue the car stops in front of a building with a sign right out of her window.

"Prostitutes Wanted please inquire inside"
The worst part is the place was called "Heaven"

The look on her face was priceless!
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 12:47:09 PM »
lmfao!
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 01:24:48 PM »
POR DIOS! XD!
ok no, LOOOOLLL GOD!!! I wish I could have seen that!!
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 02:06:49 PM »
tahahaha ;^^
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 01:25:08 AM »
LMFAO  :laugh
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 02:18:13 AM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA God really does have a twisted sense of humor.  :grin
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2011, 10:37:46 PM »
Not to go all Catholic on peoples' asses....... but God wouldn't offer that sort of thing as a job to somebody.


I must admit though, this is pretty damn funny.
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2011, 10:57:16 PM »
The irony makes it really funny xD

But God wouldn't do that to his beloved worshipers
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Re: God has a twisted sense of humor
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 11:17:53 PM »
the irony is what makes it funny XD
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