Three men are standing at the pearly gates, when St Peter comes out and says to them, "Sorry guys, but Heavens a bit cramped right now. We can only let one of you in. So, come up to me and tell me how you died, and the guy who dies the most terrible death will get in."
So the first guy comes up to Peter and says, "Okay, so heres my story. I come home from a hard days work, when i reach my door to my apartment, i hear moaning from my wife and another guy. I get so furious, that i fumble with my keys, and when i finnaly get in, my wifes lying there naked in the sheets alone, and the bastard is nowhere to be found. So, naturally, i look outside the balcony, and there i see him, naked, and hanging on to the railing. I get so furious, that i start whacking his knuckles so that he falls, and when he does fall, he miraculously lands in the bushes and survive. Still furious, i run into my kitchen, grab my cabinet, and throw it on him. But the ordeal gave my heart such a huge shock, that i die of a heart attack. And thats my story".
St Peter nods and says "Wow, that was unfortunate." He calls up the next person in line.
The second person, starts telling his tale. "Okay, so i had just taken a shower, and was doing some stretches on the balcony, when a sudden gust of wind blew me off. Thankfully, i had grasped onto the balcony right below me, but then, some lunatic started to wail on my hands, and i couldnt handle it anymore and let go. When i landed on the bush, miraculously, i had survived, and just as i was appreciating how lucky i was, a cabinet lands on my head and kills me!"
St Peter nods and says "You're right, that is terrible". He calls up the third and last person in line.
The third person, starts telling his tale. "Okay, so im hiding in this guys cabinet, naked, you see, and..."
