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Offline Aev Holm

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why not to swim in the sea
« on: December 31, 2008, 09:07:12 PM »
A blue whale can ejaculate up to 14 gallons of sperm, only 10% of it enters the female whale. And you wonder why the sea tastes so salty?
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2009, 08:10:14 AM »
........... huzaa~~!! ROFL.. funny... in a sick way... =l... how many times have i actually, accidentally gulped sea water..? =_=''
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2009, 01:10:57 PM »
Thats fucking sick!
Screw the ocean I wanna pool. :m019:
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 02:58:15 AM »
OMG eww O_O
that's sick and funny in the same time ^^
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 03:24:58 AM »
lol, and now im never goin to swim in sea water again :D
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 09:36:22 PM »
guess how i feel I live in Hawaii I'm surrounded by it
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 09:38:28 PM »
Ermmmm  :m173: Thats interesting enough to make me nvr go to the ocean again>.>


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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2009, 02:10:52 AM »
Woot? :m205: seriously?  I must tell this one to all my friends  :m019:
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2010, 02:28:35 AM »
i thought: it's going to be some lame joke but it was so damm funny and disgusting at the same time!!!!

This was the best!!!!
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2010, 02:35:37 AM »
Lol. That's kind of funny. If only I knew how much a gallon was.
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2010, 03:08:10 AM »
that is so sick and twisted in so many ways... maybe the other 90% goes to the other female species, human included :brains..
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2010, 05:10:12 AM »
short and funny' you got talent.. Lols
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2010, 06:39:04 AM »
which is better drinking chlorine or whale sperm... hahaha!
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 03:11:24 AM »
kinda makes me hate the ocean even more  0_0
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Re: why not to swim in the sea
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 03:17:14 AM »
=_=" NO wonder i have an allergic reaction...
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